cathugging:

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

norrington-hell:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

brodnork:

why am i being threatened

chulaspice:

me

krystalrneth:

i hate it when ur swatting a fly away and u accidentally touch it

plowjob:

chris-evans:

honestly

dangerous-tangerine:

toastpotent:

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

ratcoded:

just dropping in to let everyone know there are twice as many tiny roman/tiny cowboy from night at the museum fanfics as there are fanfics for james cameron’s avatar

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool